Gather 'round kids, for I have something that will make you wish you had never been granted the gift of eyesight. It is so terrorfying, so incredibly ugly, that I have literally been rendered sick by the sight of it.
We must pity the happy blonde girl sitting next to this mass of hideousness. It's the thrill of her lifetime, but she knows not the STD laden skank loving fiery genital having life this poor ugly man has led. LOOK AWAY YOUNG WOMAN, FOR SUCH CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THAT MAN IS NOT FOR THE INNOCENT.